it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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