One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
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Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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