You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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