see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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