so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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