Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
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I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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