How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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