I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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