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what?
penguin condom
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
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the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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