Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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