we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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