We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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