oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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