just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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