Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
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