Pants 0. Shit 1.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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