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I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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