I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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