OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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