I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Randomize
