i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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