I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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