Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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