Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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