I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
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I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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