dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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