I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Can i not drive my cunt home
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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