can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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