Four minutes until I can fart!
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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