I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
