Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
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I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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