I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
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