We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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