The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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