Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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