so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
the raccoons are back...
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