in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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