guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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