I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
