you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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