totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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