Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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