If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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