Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
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Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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