It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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