Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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