Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Farmville is her only friend.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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