he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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