On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
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You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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