Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I am spending my child support on dildos
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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