dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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