just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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