Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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