It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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