I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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